Real Rachel

"I think probability is STUPID!"

It's ok...math is stupid.

Management Desk Arrangements.

"Do I get murdered if I don't..."

Dr. Morrison

"Maybe she is your grandma!"

Animals

"Cats are nocturnal."
(Anna violently shaking her head)

Tim's Class

"Do anyone you know the author Walter Dean Myers...does it ring a bell?" -Dr. Morrison
"I do! From the preexistence." -Rachel

Dr. Morrison was joking with classmate Holly when she came in and said, "time to take a quiz!"  Holly left to study in the hall.  When she left the room Tim said, "she must think it's still her birthday."  Rachel said, "tomorrow is my dogs birthday."  He asked her how old her dog was. "28." Tim responded, "in dog years?" "NO!  In human years!!"

The Problem

I have 3/4 of a batch of cookies. Each of my siblings usually eats 2 batches of cookies in a week. How much of one siblings total cookie capacity can I satisfy with the cookies I have? (Note: I will not be baking any more this week, so 3/4 of a batch is all I have.)

Her left-handed bestie!

"How's that left hand workin' out for ya?"

"Uh, great. Thanks."